Mutt, I've been reading and reading for months, I clearly don't take their diet lightly. I'd love to feed raw, but for me, it's prohibitively expensive. And no, I don't see your post as annoying at all!
Chicken bones in the slow cooker become very soft and just crumble, no worries about splintering - so the dogs do get the whole carcass, just mashed up. They'll also get fed raw wings etc as treats. And I change the menu each week - variety. I keep looking up different recipes (there are loads for dogs). There's a vet (imagine .. one who's big into nutrition that's NOT by Hills!!) who wrote "The Dog Dish Diet" - with great success, and I'm following that. He himself homecooks and uses the crockpot. He's also got a great Youtube video (well, several), but one showing one of his recipes. I knew I couldn't (wouldn't) cook daily, or every other day - but once I week I could do.
Look at all the dogs who eat the same dog food, day after day, year after year, some their whole lives. I figure changing this up each week has GOT to be better. I saw a guy at the park with his two Chi's a few months ago running around. He leashed one up right away, and had to go after the other one, he said sorry, she was old and hard of hearing (no one was in the park but them when I arrived, so he was just letting them run -- no problem). He ran after her, she was running all over the place - but he finally caught up with her and leashed her. We got to talking -- she was 18! Granted, Chi's are long-lived, but 18 and running like a youngster! He said people thought he was crazy, but he always just fed them whatever they were having for dinner (always meat and potato type things) - and a little egg for breakfast. I said well, it's obviously working. It really got me to thinking - even more than I had been.
So - still reading .. and reading .. and learning. Don't think it will ever stop. We're all looking for that secret to make our dogs live forever. I hope one of us finds it.

